[penguicon-general] Bruce Schneier Facts, in the style of Chuck Norris Facts

[Matt Arnold]

Check out the legends of myth and glory that are spreading about
Penguicon's software guest of honor. http://geekz.co.uk/schneierfacts/

"Bruce Schneier's secure handshake is so strong, you won't be able to
exchange keys with anyone else for days."

"Most people use passwords. Some people use passphrases. Bruce
Schneier uses an epic passpoem, detailing the life and works of seven
mythical Norse heroes."

"Quantum cryptography exchanged the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle
for the Schneier Dead Moral Certainty Principle when Bruce Schneier
came to town."

... and so on.

-Matt Arnold


P.S. The reason why it's funny (for anyone who might not already
know), is that it is a parody of another parody, "Chuck Norris Facts":
http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/